I hope my method has reunited you with your object.

And I hope that the next time you lose something, you will return to this site—and run yourself through the Twelve Principles.

Remember, lost objects can be found. They want to be found. And they will be found—by SYSTEMATIC SEARCHERS.

Searchers for whom finding things is not a chore, but a challenge.

Searchers who—instead of ransacking their own house—sit down, don their thinking cap, take a sip of tea, half-close their eyes, and murmur:

“All right, the game’s afoot!”

Searchers who conscientiously apply the Twelve Principles.

Searchers like yourself.